My parrot's rider is as follows: "NO RED FOOD" 
It doesn't matter if it is animal, vegetable or mineral she will either eat around it, scoop it out to litter the bottom of her cage or on the rare occasion she actually gets something red in her beak she goes through the elaborate process of dunking it into her water dish (creating a viscous au jus) mashing it up and flinging it onto the wall.
In her defense it a fabulous representation of Abstract Expressionism and far be it for me to ever question the inner workings of an artistic mind.
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